On July 26, a bagel and a coffee milkshake walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What brings you two here?”
The bagel replies, “It’s National Bagelfest Day—I’m here to roll with the fun!”
The coffee milkshake adds, “And I’m here for National Coffee Milkshake Day—let’s blend into the celebration!”
The bartender laughs, “Well, let’s toast to a hole lot of fun and a shake of excitement!”